I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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