I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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