whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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