You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think a kid would responsible me up
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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