As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
no you cant smoke seaweed
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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