I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
