yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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