Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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