'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo