i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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