Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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