You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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