I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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