I love black thongs
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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