I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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