People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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