Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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