Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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