Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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