You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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