I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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