what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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