OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm having to shit out rocks
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