there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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