I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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