Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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