wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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