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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
where does the pee come out of this thing
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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