Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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