Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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