You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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