someone threw a dead crab at me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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