What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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