East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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