I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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