ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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