lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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