I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
you made out with another girl for some wings
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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