my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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