Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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