i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Bang-toberfest begins!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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