Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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