ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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