so explain again why im purple
no
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
