mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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