yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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