sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's a Shit stain on my heart
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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