What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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