glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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