Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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