Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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