We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
